30 Donut Puns That Are Just A-Dough-Rable

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Sprinkle laughter in your life with these donut puns

Who doesn’t love a good food pun? There are so many to choose from: candy puns, ice cream puns, cookie puns, you name it. Some of the best puns you’ll find, though, relate to a sweet breakfast treat: the donut. Who doesn’t love a good donut (and chuckle) in the morning? Keep these donut puns bookmarked if you’re feeling punny at breakfast. And don’t forget to pair them with these coffee puns—because what’s a donut without a good cup of coffee?

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Donut puns

1. Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).

2. Donut worry about a thing.

3. Donut stop me now.

4. Donut stop believing.

5. Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.

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Glazed donut puns

1. You’re pretty a-glaze-ing.

2. I’d go glazy without you.

3. It’s not just a glaze, Mom.

4. Baby, I’m a-glazed by you.

5. Glazy day.

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Jelly donut puns

1. Donut be jelly (double donut pun)!

2. For he’s a jelly good fellow.

3. You jelly?

4. This donut is jellyvision-worthy.

5. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

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Sprinkle donut puns

1. Today’s weather: cloudy with a chance of sprinkles.

2. A sprinkle in time.

3. Sprinkled with love.

4. There’s a 100% chance of sprinkles today.

5. Don’t worry, it’s just sprinkling outside.

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Dough puns

1. You’re a-dough-rable.

2. Time to get that dough.

3. Everything I dough, I dough it for you.

4. I a-dough-re you.

5. Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.

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Hole puns

1. I’m trying to add more hole foods to my diet. Find out why donuts have holes in the middle.

2. Get ready for some good ol’ hole-some fun.

3. I like you a hole lot.

4. Hole-y cannoli!

5. It’s like there’s this hole inside me…

Wash down these donut puns with cow jokes that’ll make you spit out your milk.

Kelly Kuehn
Kelly Kuehn is a former editor for Reader’s Digest who covered entertainment, trivia and history. When she’s not working you can find her watching the latest and greatest movies, listening to a true-crime podcast (or two), blasting ‘90s music and hiking with her dog, Ryker, throughout the Finger Lakes.