100 Funny Wi-Fi Names For a Hilarious Internet Connection
Updated: Nov. 04, 2022
We all need to access Wi-Fi, so we might as well make ourselves (and our neighbors) laugh a little while doing it!
When you set up an internet network with a router for your home, you often you can rename it something easy to remember, in order to distinguish your Wi-Fi network from your neighbors’. Some people have gone way beyond giving their network a simple name like “The Jones’ House.” They’ve made cool or funny Wi-Fi network names into an art form, using puns and jokes to get a chuckle out of anyone nearby, and especially those looking for some free Wi-Fi.
How do you make a funny Wi-Fi name?
Making a funny wi-fi name isn’t as hard as it seems. One of the best ways to create them is to make puns out of words related to Wi-Fi, like internet and router. Or, you could simply scroll through the 100 funniest Wi-Fi names below to get some inspiration.
Funny Wi-Fi names
- No More Mr. Wi-Fi
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- No Wi-Fi For You!
- Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
- Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
- Router? I Hardly Know Her!
- Look Ma, No Wires
- Keep It On The Download
- Winter WonderLAN
- The LAN Of The Free
- I Pronounce You Man And Wi-Fi
- IP Frequently
- No Laughing Router
- Wi Oh Wi
- We’ve Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
- Feeling Routy
- Caught In The Interweb
- Wi-Finders Keepers
- Putting In The Network
- My Wi-Fi Is Always Right
- Wi-Find You Cute
- Feed Me
- Leaky Sync
- Smooth As Buffer
- Just One Byte
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Clever Wi-Fi names
- Wi-Fi Fo Fum
- New England Clam Router
- Wi-Fight the Inevitable?
- LAN Down Under
- Silence of the LANS
- Wu-Tag LAN
- Protect Your Net
- 99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One
- WiMCA
- No LAN For The Wicked
- Where The Wild Pings Are
- Go Go Router Rangers
- Titanic Syncing
- Routers Of The Lost Ark
- If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Modem
- Networking 9 to 5
- Hopping On The Bandwidth
- Stuck The LANding
- One Hot Spot
- Wi-Not?
- Another Brick In The Firewall
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Cool Wi-Fi names
- Go Go Gadget Internet
- Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
- I’m Feeling A Connection
- Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
- Load ‘Em and Modem
- Exactly What You’re Looking For
- URLY Cool Wi-Fi
- In Sync
- Reservation Required
- Down To The Wire
- Cut The Cord
- Boosted
- Nothing But Net
- Smooth LANding
- Link Up
- Life In The Fast LANe
- No Wires Attached
Nerdy Wi-Fi names
- Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
- Lord Voldemodem
- The Wi-Fi That Shall Not Be Spoken
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- LAN Solo
- Return Of The Wi-Fi
- Luke, I Am Your Router
- Live Long And Router
- Fi-Wi Name, This Is
- You Shall Not Password
- Dungeon Masters Only
- Lord Of The Pings
- My Precious Wi-Fi
- The Goblet Of Router
- Winternet Is Coming
- Darth Router
- You’re a Wi-Fi, Harry
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Sarcastic Wi-Fi names
- Close Your Bathroom Curtains
- Mom, Click Here for Internet
- I Don’t Miss Dial-Up
- Stop Being a Mooch
- Hey, Get Your Own Wi-Fi
- Nacho Wi-Fi
- Definitely Not an FBI Surveillance Van
- My Password Is 1234
- Help, I’m Trapped in This Router
- Get off My LAN!
- Click Here for Viruses
- Series of Tubes
- I’m Under Your Bed
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
- No Internet Access
- Not the Wi-Fi You’re Looking For
- Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
- Byte Me
- You Won’t Get Hacked Here
- *Not A Virus*
Feel free to use one of these funny Wi-Fi names to add a little flare to your internet. Next, learn the answer to an important question: Are open wi-fi networks safe?
Written with contribution from Alina Bradford
