# 91 Math Pickup Lines That Will Get You That Cutie-Pi’s Number

Have you ever seen acute-y across a divide and wanted to say hi without looking like a square? These math pickup lines will do the trick!

Dating is a lot like math class: If it feels too easy, you probably did something wrong … but you don’t want to make 1+1 overly complicated and have it end up equaling something other than 2! So how do you find the balance between being acute-ly adorkable and obtuse? Use pickup lines that are smart, charming and a little cheesy (in the best way possible). Sure, these chemistry pickup lines and nerdy pickup lines are sure to get a smile, but if you really want to make your love infinite, then you should go straight for these math pickup lines.

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## Cute math pickup lines

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• I hate fractions. Will you be my other half and complete me?
• Us math nerds belong togetherâ€”can I call-cu-later?
• I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Can I have yours?
• You must be a 90-degree angle, because you’re looking just right.
• Are you a math book? Because you’ve got all the right curves.
• In math class, they always told us to solve for X. So glad I found U instead.
• If beauty were a function, you’d be continuous.
• Are you the square root of â€“1? Because you can’t be real, but I can’t imagine life without you.
• You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational when I’m around you.
• Are you a Venn diagram? Because I see a lot of overlap between you and me.
• Talking to you is as easy as pi. What’s your favorite flavor?
• Go on a date with me and we can make our own math equation: 1+1= <3. (Editor’s note: <3 is texting shorthand for a heart!)
• I promise: Say yes to a date with me, and I’ll make all your worries polygon(e).
• Want to meet up for coffee? I promise to be a perfect tangentleman!
• If you were a triangle, I know what kind you’d be: acute one.
• You must be the square root of â€“100 … you’re a solid 10, but too good to be real!
• At the risk of sounding Fibbonacheesy, you’re a cutie-pi and I’d love to take you out.
• Without you, my heart is like a null set: empty.
• Are you the square root of 1? Because you’re making me feel all positive!
• Is your name pi? Because you are so sweet!
• Are you a tangent? Because you’re always right next to me.
• I’m great at remembering numbers. Give me your digits, and I’ll prove it to you!
• I know my math, and I’d say you have a significant figure!

Of course, you have to know your audience. When a math pickup line won’t solve the problem of how to get her number, try these other pickup lines for girls.

## Funny math pickup lines

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• Did you take calculus? Because you derive me crazy with those beautiful eyes.
• You and I must be parallel lines, because we have so much in common â€¦ but unlike parallel lines, I hope we get to meet up eventually. How about Friday?
• What’s 1+1? You’re clearly great at mathâ€”you should add me to your contacts!
• You remind me of statistics: What is revealed is interesting, but what is hidden is the important part.
• I’ve memorized the first 100 digits of piâ€”and that was still easier than forgetting you.
• Hey, do you like algebra? I’m looking for someone who will replace my eX without asking Y.
• I’ve been thinking about asking you out, and it feels like âˆš(â€“1): complex, but hopefully not imaginary!
• It’s a good thing we met in math class. Now I can ask you out because I know you can’t differentiate.
• Are you into math? Because whenever I’m around you, I feel my interest rate rise.
• My name is X, but you can call me “pi.” Why? Because I just can’t act rational when I’m around you.
• Are you an algorithm? Because I’ve been searching for someone like you my whole life.
• Geometry was one of my best subjects. Don’t believe me? Here’s a proof of my love.
• I’ve never been a big fan of math. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
• Are you a math book? Because you’ve got problems I want to solve.
• Do you like statistics? Because you are definitely having a significant effect on my heart rate.
• I see us as two coordinates on a graph: solitary now but destined to be connected by a line. (Hint: This is my line!)
• Turning down a date would be like the square root of â€“2: irrational.
• I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about we exchange a few?
• Is your name Pythagoras? Because you make me want to square my hypotenuse.
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-ly adorable!
• Are you a math problem? Because I’d stay up all night to work on you.
• Who said math isn’t sexy? I’m feeling some serious calculust right now.
• Are you a complex number? Because you have a real and an imaginary part, and both are amazing.
• You are the sum of your divisions. In other words, you’re perfect.

If you’re looking for the man of your (Euclidian) dreams, these might work. If you need a backup plan, peruse these other pickup lines for guys.

## Corny math pickup lines

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• Are you a math problem? Because you’ve got me in a constant state of confusion.
• You must be a mathematician because I can always count on you.
• Hey, baby, what’s your sine?
• I’m not being obtuseâ€”you are a-cute guy.
• My attraction to you is growing exponentially by the minute.
• Are you a math teacher? Because you’ve got class!
• Let me be your abacusâ€”you can always count on me.
• Are you a square root? Because when I’m around you, things suddenly make sense.
• I must be a prime number because I’m only divisible by one, and that’s you.
• Are you a non-repeating decimal? Because your beauty is never-ending.
• I’m not a math teacher, but I can definitely teach you a thing or two about love.
• Can I be your cosine? Because I love to complement you.
• Geometry must be your best subject. Why? Because you’re proof that the perfect girl/guy exists.
• If you were a fraction, you’d be a proper one.
• Are you an equation? Because I want to work with you until we find the solution.
• If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
• Are you an exponent? Because my attraction to you is growing exponentially.
• Are you a math problem? Because you’re making me divide my attention.
• Are you a tangent line? Because you’re touching my heart at just one point.
• I have a trig-gy question for you. Any chance you’re sin2x? Because I’m cos2x, which means that together we’d make one!
• If 4+4 equals 8, then me + you equals fate.
• You are one well-defined function.
• I’d like to meet someone good at math. Can you solve this equation for x? X = your number.
• Can I be your derivative? I’ll be the change you need.

Build on your newfound love connection with our endless supply of corny math jokes for Pi Day and beyond.

## Clever math pickup lines

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• Are you the sum of the first positive odd integers? Because you’re truly one of a kind.
• Let’s play a math game: You be the numerator, and I’ll be the denominator. Then both of us reduce to the simplest form.
• Are you a quadratic equation? Because I can’t stop looking for the root of our attraction.
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• Can I be your integral? I want to be the area under your curves.
• If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote because I always tend toward you!
• Are you a function? Because you’re always changing, but I still can’t get enough of you.
• Are you a non-terminating decimal? Because you go on forever, and I still can’t get enough.
• Are you a perfect square? Because I’m feeling irrational, but you make me whole.
• Talking to you reminds me of high school mathâ€”I can’t figure you out, but I’d love to try.
• I must be a variable because you can’t predict what I’ll do next.
• I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places.
• I must be a factor, because I want to make a difference in your life.
• I’m not a magician, but I am a mathematicianâ€”meaning I can’t make your problems disappear, but I can certainly help solve them.
• Are you a set? Because you make my heart complete.
• I must be a function because I always return to you.
• Want to know how much I like you? Divide by zeroâ€”it can’t be defined.
• Your hotness is the one thing keeping us from ever reaching Absolute Zero.
• Are you the square root of 100? Because you’re a solid 10.
• You must be a 90-degree angle. Because you are looking all right!

For another type of nerdy fun, check out these Star Wars pickup lines that R2 Endor-able.

Charlotte Hilton Andersen is a health, lifestyle and fitness expert and teacher. She covers all things wellness for Readerâ€™s Digest and The Healthy. With dual masters degrees in information technology and education, she has been a journalist for 17 years and is the author of The Great Fitness Experiment. She lives in Denver with her husband, five kids and three pets.