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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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40 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Will Put a Spell on You

It's not Halloween without a little hocus pocus. Read these top Hocus Pocus quotes and get excited for spooky season!

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15 Funny Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Get Laughs

Funny Halloween costumes are the best way to make the ghosts and goblins giggle while you trick-or-treat.


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20 Skeleton Puns You Can’t Help But Find ‘Humerus’

Ready for some Halloween skele-puns? (Get it?!) Welcome to the Groan Yard!