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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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Can You Find the One Teddy Bear Without a Bow Tie?

There's one underdressed teddy hiding in this picture. See how long it takes you to spot him!

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12 Foods You Never Knew Were Illegal in the U.S.

We wouldn’t eat some of these even if they were legal, to be honest.


13 Surprising Things You Didn’t Know Were Considered Bad Luck

Could everything from calling a baby cute to pointing out a pretty rainbow bring you misfortune? According to some cultures...


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13 Hilarious Inventions That Failed Spectacularly

Sometimes a new product makes you say, "Why didn't I think of that?" Other times, they make you wonder, "Why...


16 Craziest Family Secrets People Learned After Someone Died

You may think you know someone, but these families found out otherwise after their loved ones died.

21 Stupid Warning Labels That Will Make You Feel Like a Genius

Warning: Do not read this post while unconscious.


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20 Funny Poems That Will Perk Up Your Day

We present some of our favorite funny poems that are good for a laugh. Whether about animals, family life or...

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15 Funny Limericks Only Clever People Will Get

Fancy a quick laugh? These limericks will make you smile.


11 Crazy Overdue Library Books That Were Finally Returned

You'll never feel bad about returning a book a few days late again.


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What Exactly Does the “Q” in “Q-tips” Stand For?

Q-tips are everywhere. You can find them in bathrooms, in doctor's office, and in episodes of CSI. But what exactly...


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6 Funny Star Wars Movie Names That Almost Happened

Star Wars has a history of using fake names as working and shipping titles. From "Foodles" (for real!) to "Blue...


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10 of the Strangest Things That Have Fallen from the Sky

These unnatural forms of precipitation put "it's raining cats and dogs" to shame!


19 Funny Statistics That Are Hard to Believe

How do you compare to this data gathered on American adults?


12 Epic Ways Real Employees Have Quit Their Jobs

If you're looking for a memorable exit strategy, these famous resignations will show you how to quit your job in...


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25 Funny Airport Codes You’ll Think Are Made Up—But Aren’t

OMG, FUN, LOL—Who knew such fun airport codes existed!


Only 2 Percent of People Can Solve Einstein’s Riddle—Can You?

Yes, it is as difficult as it looks. But we believe in you!


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52 Astonishing Facts You Never Knew About U.S. Presidents

Which president enjoyed skinny-dipping? Which one befriended his burglar while in office? Presidents are people too, and they have been...


40 Funny Sayings That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing

Caught in an uncomfortable, annoying or downright boring situation? Never fear: Funny sayings are here to help you laugh your...



What If the Person Who Named Walkie Talkies Named Everything?

You've probably never thought about how weird the word 'walkie talkie' is until now. Here's what would happen if we...

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10 Hilarious Pictures of People Who Look Just Like Their Pets

This photographer captured just how much these dogs look like their owners. Or is it the owners who look like...


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Can You Name the 20 Romantic Movies in This Picture?

And more importantly: How many have you seen?


22 Hilarious Examples of How Not to Use a Thesaurus

Do you own a lexicon of riches chiffonier publication? That is, a treasure chest of words in book form, otherwise...