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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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These 8 Odd, Outrageous Food Stories Might Make You Lose Your Appetite

From a 20-year-old hamburger that still looks edible to Chinese noodles laced with opiates, these recent headlines are almost too...


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10 Wise Quotes You Can Use to Stop an Argument In Its Tracks

Great thinkers speak the truth about the senselessness of squabbles.

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14 Abraham Lincoln Quotes That Are Truly Modern Rules to Live By

One hundred fifty years after his assassination, Abraham Lincoln remains one of America’s most influential presidents. These words of wisdom...


7 Things You Can Learn From the Dumbest WikiHow Articles

The popular how-to website can be a lifesaver—except for when it doles out bizarre, hyper-specific advice no one really needs....


5 Simple Ways to Enhance Your Sense of Humor

Having a good sense of humor reduces stress, helps you cope with pain, creates empathy in social situations, and can...


10 Empowering Quotes from Women in Politics

From diplomats to champions of democracy, these impressive women share timeless advice.



Maya Angelou at Her Best: 8 Quotable Quotes

Let these words from the beloved poet and civil rights activist embolden you.

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10+ Graduation Quotes That Inspire Success

When you share these inspirational graduation quotes you're giving a gift of wisdom, culled from some of the smartest, funniest,...


9 Famous People You’d Never Guess Were Introverts

Often characterized as being shy or quiet, introverts by definition concentrate on themselves, which might be harder for those who...