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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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22 Hilarious Examples of How Not to Use a Thesaurus

Do you own a lexicon of riches chiffonier publication? That is, a treasure chest of words in book form, otherwise known as a thesaurus?

The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy

'Tis the season for finding the best ugly Christmas sweaters to demolish the competition at your annual holiday party.


15 Silly Holidays Everyone Really Should Start Celebrating

Ever wonder where all those unusual, unofficial holidays come from? These themed holidays seem to pop up more and more...


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10 Worst Mistakes in Sports History

If they could do it over again, they'd probably think twice: A look at funny sports stories that made major...

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15 Hilarious Announcements Airlines Have Actually Made

These remarks will calm your nerves before you take off!


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12 Annoying Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Real Life

Movies are meant to be a pleasant escape from reality, but sometimes, their versions of reality are incredibly flawed.


12 Ridiculous Office Rules That Companies Have Enforced

Here's a look at some ridiculous office rules—from the odd to the annoying.


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11 Ridiculous Reasons People Sued Fast-Food Chains

Too much ice! Not enough chicken! These customers had all sorts of complaints, and they wanted the offending notable fast-food...


10 Internet Challenges in 2019 That Should Have Never Happened

Another year, another set of viral online stunts that put people in the hospital.


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22 Hilariously Bad Pieces of Advice You Shouldn’t Follow

This advice will make you laugh, but you definitely shouldn't follow it.

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The Funniest Amazon Reviews of All Time

The reviews tend to be a lot more honest than the actual product description. Sometimes, they can be pretty hilarious...


12 Hilariously Bad Job Postings That Actually Ran

These actual classified ads are proof that some companies just aren't worth working for.


25 Funny International Laws You’d Never Know Were Real

You might want to remember these surprising and strange laws next time you're traveling to avoid embarrassment, fines, or worse!


41 Hilarious Things People Actually Believed as Kids

We asked you, and you answered: Enjoy some of the funniest, most bizarre things you believed were true when you...


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31 Things You Probably Never Thought About—Until Just Now

Curious minds may not have pondered all of these little mysteries, but they'll certainly be dying to learn about them...


40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...


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25 Scurvy Pirate Jokes to Tell on Talk Like a Pirate Day

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye.


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14 of the Toughest Tongue Twisters in the English Language

How many of these hard tongue twisters can you say without stumbling?


Can You Spot the Animals Camouflaged in These 17 Photos?

Up for a game of hide-and-seek? See if you can find all of these camouflaged critters.