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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy

Deck your closet with these funny ugly Christmas sweaters this holiday season.


15 Silly Holidays Everyone Really Should Start Celebrating

Ever wonder where all those unusual, unofficial holidays come from? These themed holidays seem to pop up more and more...


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10 Worst Mistakes in Sports History

If they could do it over again, they'd probably think twice: A look at funny sports stories that made major...


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Can You Guess the Movies That Made These Quotes Famous?

Calling all movie buffs! Prepare to put your knowledge to the test.


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15 Hilarious Announcements Airlines Have Actually Made

These remarks will calm your nerves before you take off!


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12 Annoying Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Real Life

Movies are meant to be a pleasant escape from reality, but sometimes, their versions of reality are incredibly flawed.


12 Ridiculous Office Rules That Companies Have Enforced

Here's a look at some ridiculous office rules—from the odd to the annoying.


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11 Ridiculous Reasons People Sued Fast-Food Chains

Too much ice! Not enough chicken! These customers had all sorts of complaints, and they wanted the offending notable fast-food...

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14 Quotes About Democracy That Will Make You Want to Get Out and Vote

Thought-provoking ideas from presidents, authors, activists, and everyone in between.


How to Live to 100: 35 of the Funniest Quotes from Centenarians

Contrary to popular belief, it involves a lot of ice cream and bacon and a little bit of booze.


10 Internet Challenges in 2019 That Should Have Never Happened

Another year, another set of viral online stunts that put people in the hospital.


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22 Hilariously Bad Pieces of Advice You Shouldn’t Follow

This advice will make you laugh, but you definitely shouldn't follow it.


20 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table

Embrace the humor of the holiday with funny Thanksgiving quotes your guests will gobble up.


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50 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these cheesy pickup lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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The Funniest Amazon Reviews of All Time

The reviews tend to be a lot more honest than the actual product description. Sometimes, they can be pretty hilarious...


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25 Funny Marriage Quotes That Might Actually Be True

Wise words and wisecracks that capture what it's like to tie the knot.


12 Hilariously Bad Job Postings That Actually Ran

These actual classified ads are proof that some companies just aren't worth working for.


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25 Life-Changing Quotes You Won’t Forget

Reading the right quote could change your life. Here are some life-changing quotes that you'll never forget.


14 Best Wise Quotes Worth Remembering

Need some inspiration? These insightful quotes will give you the wisdom and encouragement to help you live your best life.


25 Funny International Laws You’d Never Know Were Real

You might want to remember these surprising and strange laws next time you're traveling to avoid embarrassment, fines, or worse!

41 Hilarious Things People Actually Believed as Kids

We asked you, and you answered: Enjoy some of the funniest, most bizarre things you believed were true when you...


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31 Things You Probably Never Thought About—Until Just Now

Curious minds may not have pondered all of these little mysteries, but they'll certainly be dying to learn about them...


40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...


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25 Scurvy Pirate Jokes to Tell on Talk Like a Pirate Day

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye.


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14 of the Toughest Tongue Twisters in the English Language

How many of these hard tongue twisters can you say without stumbling?