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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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31 Things You Probably Never Thought About—Until Just Now

Curious minds may not have pondered all of these little mysteries, but they'll certainly be dying to learn about them...


40 Funny Baby Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

After readers sent in their cute kids' pictures, we pulled out a few funny faces, then added famous baby quotes...


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25 Scurvy Pirate Jokes to Tell on Talk Like a Pirate Day

Have you heard any good pirate jokes? Well, neither have ayyyye.


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14 of the Toughest Tongue Twisters in the English Language

How many of these hard tongue twisters can you say without stumbling?


Can You Spot the Animals Camouflaged in These 17 Photos?

Up for a game of hide-and-seek? See if you can find all of these camouflaged critters.

15 Hilarious Things You Can Ask Your Amazon Alexa to Do

Your Amazon Echo isn't just a convenient source for music and random facts. For proof, test out a few of...


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This Is Why McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines Always Seem to Be Broken

The worst kind of disappointment is being told that the ice cream machine is broken when you’re craving a McFlurry....


17 Funny Sister Quotes to Text Your Sister Right Now

Celebrate your sister with these thoughtful, funny, and inspiring quotes.


12 Hilariously Good Comebacks You’ll Wish You Knew Before

Ever thought of the perfect comeback... after the fact? Here are all the best comebacks for your sassy and savage...


32 Weird Kitchen Gadgets You Won’t Believe Are Really a Thing

Calling all wedding registries! These kitchen tools range from clever to downright ridiculous. Either way, it's pretty impressive they exist...


The 28 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Amazon definitely makes online ordering easier, but once you scroll past the necessities, the inventory takes a turn for the...

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Here Are 50 of the Dumbest Laws in Every State

Your home state could have the nation's stupidest law. By the way: You're probably breaking some of these right now.


26 Summer Quotes to Get You Excited for Beach Weather

Get ready to soak up that sun with these classic summer quotes


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Great Movies That Got Rotten Reviews

Who says film critics always get it right? Grab the popcorn, because these poorly reviewed films are absolutely worth a...