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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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12 Detective Riddles Only the Smartest People Can Solve

Do you think you’re observant enough to solve these tough riddles?

15 of the Greatest Food Quotes Ever

These food quotes will make you want to head to your favorite restaurant and fill up on a decadent meal...

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The 17 Best Graduation Quotes You’ll Want to Memorize

"Never be discouraged. Never look back. And when you fall, fall forward."

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12 Ernest Hemingway Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Boldly

Ernest Hemingway, writer and adventurer extraordinaire, is best known for the words he put in his famous novels, but he...

12 Bizarre Things Homeowners Have Found in Their Backyards

If you thought it was cool to find a few quarters in your yard, just wait until you hear what...

The Funniest Street Names in Every State

You're about to learn the number one place you're sure to find a "Psycho Path" and why there's "Kno Place"...

14 Political Cartoons That Prove Humor Is a Bipartisan Issue

If you're looking for some laughs, check out these hilarious political cartoons.

10 of the Craziest Things People Have Ever Shipped

Pets, LEGO displays, disease, oh my! You won’t believe some of the things people have sent through the mail.

12 of the Most Hilarious Things Moms Have Said

Does your mother have a habit of 
saying things she shouldn’t? 
Then you will surely enjoy 
our fond and funny...

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20 Political Jokes That Will Get You a Good Laugh

No matter which side of the aisle you’re on, these hilarious political jokes will get your vote

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12 Historical Predictions That Completely, Utterly Missed the Mark

Elvis should stick to his day job? Excessive smoking plays only a minor role in lung cancer? Check out these...

20 Hilariously Awful College Admissions Essays

Were some of these applicants even trying to get accepted? Students and admissions counselors sound off on college essays that...

14 of the Most Hilarious 911 Calls Ever Placed

People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one’s thought...

50 Things You Won’t Believe Are Banned in the U.S.

From bear wrestling to shooting fish in a barrel, find out what odd things lawmakers around the country have banned...

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10 Movies With the Best One-Liners You’ll Want to Say Over and Over

These classic movies are unforgettable for many reasons, including these famous one-liners.

10 Amazing Words We No Longer Use (But Should!)

Zounds! These obsolete yet colorful words have fallen out of use, but you’ll sound super smart mixing them into your...

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50 Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At

Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.

12 Hilarious Out-of-Office Emails That Will Crack You Up

These funny out-of-office auto-replies are definitely not business as usual

15 Craziest Requests Shoppers Have Made in Stores

Retail workers have heard more than their share of ridiculous questions. Here are some of our favorites.

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Can You Guess What These 12 Brands Are Called in Other Countries?

Wait 'til you see what Mr. Clean is called in England.