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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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19 Times the President Was the Funniest Person In America

These iconic and motivational quotes from U.S. presidents will stand the test of time.


22 Funny Mom Stories That Will Make Your Family Feel a Little More Normal

Fact: If you have a mom, you have an embarrassing mom story. Here, 22 'Reader's Digest' readers share the funniest,...


16 Little Known Facts About the Greatest Songs of All Time

The time Queen and David Bowie had a pizza party, Robert Plant protested "Stairway to Heaven," and more.


22 of America’s Funniest True Stories of 2015

'Reader's Digest' readers lead some funny lives. Here are the most hilarious anecdotes they sent us from 2015.


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9 Quotes That Will Bring Out Your Inner Calm

Take a deep breath and consider these brief life lessons to embrace peace and serenity.

11 Joyous Walt Disney Quotes Guaranteed to Inspire You to Dream Big

A visionary in the entertainment world, Walt Disney never stopped dreaming. Get inspired by his passion and imagination with Walt...


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10 Joyous ‘Peanuts’ Quotes Guaranteed to Improve Your Day

Charles Schulz debuted his first-ever Peanuts comic strip on October 2nd, 1950, in nine newspapers around America. 65 years and...


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9 Wise Quotes From Will Rogers That Are Absolutely Worth Memorizing

On August 15, 1935, the great humorist and truth sayer Will Rogers died in an airplane crash at the age...

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These 8 Odd, Outrageous Food Stories Might Make You Lose Your Appetite

From a 20-year-old hamburger that still looks edible to Chinese noodles laced with opiates, these recent headlines are almost too...


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10 Wise Quotes You Can Use to Stop an Argument In Its Tracks

Great thinkers speak the truth about the senselessness of squabbles.


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14 Abraham Lincoln Quotes That Are Truly Modern Rules to Live By

One hundred fifty years after his assassination, Abraham Lincoln remains one of America’s most influential presidents. These words of wisdom...


7 Things You Can Learn From the Dumbest WikiHow Articles

The popular how-to website can be a lifesaver—except for when it doles out bizarre, hyper-specific advice no one really needs....