Computer Jokes
You won’t need blue light glasses for these computer jokes and IT jokes.
Reboot your joke collection with these funny computer jokes, wifi puns and tech jokes that don’t require a restart.
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Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll. —Constance Normandeau
Turn It Off and On Again
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
—William Petersen
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
—William Petersen
Monkeying Around
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
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Beef It Up
Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff.
Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff.
Have You Really?
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
Generation Gap
Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.
Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.
Tiebreaker
Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!
Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!
Missed Opportunity
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Computer Clubbing
Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
Let It Slide
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
Tweetment Needed
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow.
What’s the Gig Deal?
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"? They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"? They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.
Prank: Oh No – You Cracked Your Phone!
You can really get your parents fooled by pretending their smart phone screen or yours has been cracked. You can download images or even find online apps that will make your screen look like it's been shattered. Just think how you're parents will totally be relieved when you scream "April Fool's." Try these computer pranks on your friends.
You can really get your parents fooled by pretending their smart phone screen or yours has been cracked. You can download images or even find online apps that will make...
Typecasting
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
All’s We’ll that Ends We’ll
We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect.
We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect.
Humor On (Power)Point
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
LOL-ing in the Deep
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You." It's a Dell.
My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You." It's a Dell.
Fictional Adult
I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.
I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.
Computer Commute
Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a
hard drive.
Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a
hard drive.
Wrong number
Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
Texting your doctor
Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3 days ago. What should I do with her?
Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I Googled it and I’m pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery. Best of luck, Matt!
Matt: Sorry, wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes.
Hannah: Yoooo, yall hiring?
Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3...
Wrong number
Guy: I’m sorry. I hate when we fight cuz I really like you too and wanna be with you too and everytime we fight I feel like I’m gonna make u lose all the feelings u have for me and I don’t want that cuz I like when you like me back.
Girl: I love you too … But who are you?
Guy: I’m sorry. I hate when we fight cuz I really like you too and wanna be with you too and everytime we fight I feel like I’m gonna make...
Texts from Mom
Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado
Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado
Never text Dad for help
Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?
Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry.
Daughter: Dad…
Daughter: Dad…
Dad: Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it? Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry. Daughter: Dad… Daughter: Dad…...
Drive safe
I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
Not again, autocorrect!
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Bad odds
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas.
Fishy text
"I feel like carp today"
"Yeah, you look a little fishy"
"I feel like carp today"
"Yeah, you look a little fishy"
Hungary text
"I am hungary."
"Maybe you should czech the fridge."
"I'm russian to the kitchen."
"Is there any turkey?"
"We have some, but it's covered in greece"
"ew, there's norway I'd eat that!"
“I am hungary.” “Maybe you should czech the fridge.” “I’m russian to the kitchen.” “Is there any turkey?” “We have some, but it’s covered in greece” “ew, there’s norway I’d...
Talk is (not) cheap
Anyone who thinks "talk is cheap"...
obviously didn't pay my daughter's last mobile phone bill!
Anyone who thinks "talk is cheap"...
obviously didn't pay my daughter's last mobile phone bill!
Still can’t read minds
The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.
The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.
Check before you send
The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
No kidding
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous
Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
A: Dead Siri-ous
Getting into contact
Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
A: It lost its contacts.
Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
A: It lost its contacts.
Listen Up, People
You know you're texting too much when...
You type ppl instead of people in a letter.
You know you're texting too much when...
You type ppl instead of people in a letter.
Old School
You know you're texting too much when...
...you try to text, but you're on a landline.
You know you're texting too much when...
...you try to text, but you're on a landline.
Somebody Stop Me
You know you're texting too much when...
...you're happy when you get stopped at a red light.
You know you're texting too much when...
...you're happy when you get stopped at a red light.
LOL in RL
You know you're texting too much when...
...you say LOL in real life, instead of just laughing.
You know you're texting too much when...
...you say LOL in real life, instead of just laughing.
Repeat That, Mate?
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
Recording on an Australian tax help line
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
Recording on an Australian tax help line
Your Work E-mail is What?
• I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is [email protected]
• My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was [email protected]
• My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with [email protected]
From quora.com
• I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is [email protected] • My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His...
How To Translate Work Emails
I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!
Source: thecooperreview.com
I have a question. = I have 18 questions. I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it. I tried my best. = ...
E-mail Addresses It Would Be Annoying To Give Out Loud
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Michael Ward, via mcsweeneys.net
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Michael Ward, via mcsweeneys.net
Weird Questions Librarians Hear…
Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:
• A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”
• “Who built the English Channel?”
• “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”
• “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley
Temple doll and a teddy bear.”
• “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”
Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries: • A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.” • “Who...
Unintelligent Design
Client to designer: “It doesn’t really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.”
Source: clientsfromhell.net
Client to designer: “It doesn’t really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.”
Source: clientsfromhell.net
A Few Grams More
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
@JoshGondelman
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
@JoshGondelman
Dad’s Brilliant Business Plan
Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do
Web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me: Oh, very easy.
Friend: He doesn’t mean to make
a Facebook profile. He means to
remake all of Facebook.
Me: Oh. Very hard.
Father: Oh, OK.
From clientsfromhell.net
Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do Web design. Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook? Me: Oh, very...
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When Siri Slips
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support.”
Here’s what Siri sent: “You need
to get back to work now; you have
a has-been to support.”
John Brown, Jenks, Oklahoma
After i-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to...
Clean Your Plate
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
@PaulyPeligroso
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
@PaulyPeligroso
Antisocial Media
Hate to break it to you,
Facebook, but the entire Internet
is already a Dislike button.
@JoshGroban
Hate to break it to you,
Facebook, but the entire Internet
is already a Dislike button.
@JoshGroban
Social Media IRL
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while
applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two
police officers and a psychiatrist.
Submitted by Nancy L. Clark,
Points, West Virginia
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and...
Router-stiltskin
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my
first child.
@1followernodad (Sophia Benoit)
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my
first child.
@1followernodad (Sophia Benoit)
#IGotBusted
Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet #IGotBusted and share
the most embarrassing times they got caught.
“I was on Facebook at work, and my boss walked up. I slammed down what I thought was my laptop screen, but it was actually my desktop
monitor.”
“I lied and told my dad school
was canceled. He said, ‘Let’s go see
a movie.’ We got in the car, and he dropped me off at school.”
“I was Facebooking in church, and the usher passed by and whispered, ‘You better be texting Jesus.’”
Source: The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet #IGotBusted and share the most embarrassing times they got caught. “I was on Facebook at work, and my boss walked up. I slammed...
Easier Said Than Done
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
From clientsfromhell.net
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
From clientsfromhell.net
The Most Confusing Password
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife
in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but
it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.”
A. R., via Internet
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a...
Total @mateur
A client called my help desk saying she couldn’t send an e-mail. When I was done troubleshooting the problem, she interrupted me to ask, “Wait a minute, do I type @ in lower- or uppercase?”
Swati Khatri, New Delhi, India
A client called my help desk saying she couldn’t send an e-mail. When I was done troubleshooting the problem, she interrupted me to ask, “Wait a minute, do I type...
Spotted on Facebook…
Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did
I do on my research paper?
Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You turned in a random assemblage of sentences. In fact, the
sentences you apparently
kidnapped in the dead of night
and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan of yours clearly seemed to be placed on the pages against their will. Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar, uncomfortable people interacting at a cocktail party that no one wanted to attend in the first place. You didn’t submit a research paper. You submitted a hostage situation.
Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so low. How did I do on my research paper? Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper. You turned in...
Thanks, MapQuest
MapQuest really needs to start its directions on number five. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Aaron Karo, from ruminations.com
MapQuest really needs to start its directions on number five. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Aaron Karo, from ruminations.com
Zen Koans for the Internet Age
• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?
• What is the sound of no hands texting?
• If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value of the self?
• To see a man’s true face, look to the
photos he hasn’t posted.
Brandon Specktor
• If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating? • What is the sound of no hands texting? • If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value...
Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever?
Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on Craigslist:
“$40K a Year to Attend Harvard University as Me.” Requirements include a 4.0 GPA in high school or a 3.5 GPA in college. Only males need apply, since, as the listing tells us, “I have a male name.” The lucky person tapped for the gig doesn’t have to do much other than “attend all classes, pass all tests,
and finish all assigned work while pretending you are me.” Don’t worry about having to actually get into
the Ivy League school: “I’ve already taken care of that,” he says.
Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on Craigslist: “$40K a Year to Attend Harvard University as Me.” Requirements include a 4.0 GPA in high school or a 3.5 GPA...
Is Your Boss This Dumb?
While taking stock of our
products, I read aloud the final
numbers to my boss. As he entered each one into a calculator, I deleted it off my mobile device. Only after
I’d finished did we realize that he had entered the numbers on his
desk phone’s keypad.
David Marland, on quora.com
While taking stock of our products, I read aloud the final numbers to my boss. As he entered each one into a calculator, I deleted it off my mobile device....
Flash Drive Failure
I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens. As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive. Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.”
Source: acidcow.com
I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens. As an IT...
Mallory Ortberg on Cooking Blogs
Food blogs are rife with pressing questions, helpful hints, and caustic comments from readers. One site took a jaundiced look at what one might expect to find on such boards.
• “I don’t eat white flour, so I tried making it with raw almonds that I’d activated by chewing with my mouth open to receive direct sunlight, and it turned out terrible. This recipe is terrible.”
• “I don’t have an oven; can
I still make this? Please reply
immediately.”
• “A warning that if you
cook this at 275°F for three hours instead of at 400°F for
25 minutes, it’s completely
ruined. Do you have any
suggestions?”
Mallory Ortberg, on the-toast.net
Food blogs are rife with pressing questions, helpful hints, and caustic comments from readers. One site took a jaundiced look at what one might expect to find on such boards....
When Smart is Too Smart
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
@clarkekant
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
@clarkekant
@BillMurray on Child Naming
The cool part about naming
your kid is you don’t have to add
six numbers to make sure the name
is available.
@billmurray
The cool part about naming
your kid is you don’t have to add
six numbers to make sure the name
is available.
@billmurray
MSW?! (Mom say what?!)
Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents:
Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL.
Son: Why is that funny?
Mom: It’s not funny, David! What do you mean?
Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud.
Mom: I thought it meant Lots of Love. I have to call everyone back.
~
Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.
Mom: WTF!
Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic.
~
Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.
Source: lifebuzz.com
Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL. Son: Why is that funny? Mom: It’s not funny, David! What do you mean? Son:...
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh…
The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year-old son was right, I wasn’t helping by constantly checking on it.
“It’s like that old saying,” he said. “ ‘A watched website never loads.’ ”
Helen Russ, Medford, Oregon
The water I was heating for pasta refused to boil, and if my 12-year-old son was right, I wasn’t helping by constantly checking on it. “It’s like that old saying,”...
What are My Options?
Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone.
Me: Siri, call my wife.
Siri: Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts.
Me: Samantha Gibbs is my wife.
Siri: I’ve added Samantha Gibbs as your wife.
Me: Call my wife.
Siri: Which wife?
Taylor Gibbs, Visalia, California
Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone. Me: Siri, call my wife. Siri: Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts. Me: Samantha Gibbs is my wife. Siri: I’ve...
Ten Commandments by Popular Websites
If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites...
I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
II. At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, but by Minute Two I Knew that I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods
III. Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
IV. How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God, Your Only Creator
V. She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
VI. Seven Morning Habits of People Holier than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch
VII. 37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses
VIII. What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbor’s Servants
IX. This Little Girl Bore False Witness, and the Results Will Shock You
X. Doctors Hate Her, but You Shouldn’t Covet Her
From DAVID TATE, on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, mcsweeneys.net
If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites… I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God II. At the Beginning He Had Me Confused,...
The Wrong Language
I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know.
“Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since
I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?”
He said he did and thanked me.
The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is
So-and-So asking us if we’re fluent
in Chinese?”
From clientsfromhell.net
I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking...
A Fax?
You’re sending me something via fax? What is it, an important document from 1993?
From meetingboy.com
You’re sending me something via fax? What is it, an important document from 1993?
From meetingboy.com
Winter Punderland
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Phil Noyes, Yakima, Washington
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded...
Warning Labels We can Really Use:
Google: “Warning! You may find more than what you’re looking for.”
Apple computers: “Warning! High Smug Advisory.”
Wikipedia: “Warning label does
not exist. Would you like to create warning label?”
Match.com: “Contents may just be settling.”
From gcfl.net
Google: “Warning! You may find more than what you’re looking for.” Apple computers: “Warning! High Smug Advisory.” Wikipedia: “Warning label does not exist. Would you like to create warning label?”...
Seen on an Online Forum:
“I hate audio correct.”
Aaron Fernando,
Richmond Hill, New York
“I hate audio correct.”
Aaron Fernando,
Richmond Hill, New York