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Food Puns

Everyone is a cook with our food puns including meat puns and potato puns.

There are no diet restrictions here with our pantry full of everything from breakfast puns to dessert puns. For an extra sweet treat, read up on our food jokes.

Stolen Leek

Did you hear how they caught the great produce bandit? He stopped to take a leek.

Food For Thought

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.

Award-Winning Dessert

Q: Who's a dessert's favorite actor? A: Robert Brownie, Jr.

And the Oscar Goes To…

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.

Loaf Laughs

Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot? A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.

Wiener Wiener

Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

Food Fortress

Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella.  

Not Quite Cool as a Cucumber

Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it? A. The radish.

Pardon My French (Fries)

I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.

Spaghett Outta Here

Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta.

How Sweet

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A: Because they cantaloupe.

Grapes of Wrath

What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

He’s In the Grave-y

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.

Thirst Quencher

Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.

Whatta Ham

Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.

Clam Up

I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel.

Emotional Wedding

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

The Garnish King

Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.


You know what’s hard to beat for breakfast? A boiled egg.

Better Latte Than Never

Spending a lot of time at the coffee bar can cause a latte problems.

funny hot dog

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

Milking It

A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!

Thyme to Laugh

I was going to grow an herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.


The majority of Americans find bananas a peeling.

Pricey Candy

The price of candy at the movie theater is ridiculous. They're always raisinet!

Pancakes Vs. Waffles

Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.

Perfect Candy Canes

I love when candy canes are in mint condition.

Vegetarian Diss

Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.