60 Cheesy Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Updated: Nov. 02, 2023
Try one of these cheesy pickup lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
The right words
Can’t find the right words to say to that special someone? These cheesy pickup lines may be corny, but they’re sure to make someone crack a smile if you’re bold enough to try them out! With all the pickup lines out there, it can be hard to find the right one. Maybe your date isn’t into chemistry pickup lines or maybe you’re already past the dating app stage so these Tinder pickup lines won’t work, which is why we have rounded up the cheesiest of the cheesy pickup lines that they won’t be able to help but laugh at. Whether you’re looking for the best pickup lines for girls or the funniest pickup lines for guys, we have got you covered! You can even try cracking some of the funniest jokes of all time to keep them laughing.
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Working it
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” These cheesy pickup lines may make eyes roll, but they’re also chuckle-inducing. Don’t forget to browse these nerdy pickup lines that are pretty acute.
Geek love
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pickup lines to your favorite muggle.
Dried fruits
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
Word nerd
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.” Cheesy pickup lines aren’t the only way to score a date.
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Meter man
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” These cheesy pickup lines could blossom into a relationship that’s anything but cheesy!
Take two
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?” This fall, try these Halloween pickup lines for your new boo.
Granted!
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
Action, action
“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
Pun fun
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
Smooth, dude
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
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Wheel love
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
Read my lips
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
Baker man
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
Check, please!
“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
Speedy reader
“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
Flipping a switch
“I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”
History lesson
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
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Get happy
“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”
This is gonna fly
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”
Presto
“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”
Cheesy grin
“Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!”
Total KO
“Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
In need of medical attention
“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
An enterprising line
“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”
Sweet nothings
“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”
Cutie Pi
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”
Wait for them to sneeze, then…
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”
Needs an update
“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”
A good plug
“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”
Spacing out
“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
A sweeping gesture
“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”
You plus me
“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”
Hope the answer’s not Nitrogen Oxygen
“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium—because you’re CuTe!”
Memory problems
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
Medical attention
“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
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Number 2
“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
“I” doctor
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
Brush up
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
A match made in heaven
“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
Getting directions
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Pro athlete
“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”
Out of this world
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
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Search engine of love
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
One size fits all
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
First aid
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
Conversation starter
“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?”
Hot off the stove
“Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”
Let the sunshine in
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
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Oui, oui
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
Happens to the best of us
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
Lettuce go out
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”
Read me my rights
“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
Picasso?
“I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”
Sparks flying
“Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”
Like and subscribe
“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”
Under the sea
“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”
Amen
“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”
Now that you have these cheesy pickup lines ready to go, add these flirty knock-knock jokes to your repertoire to get your sweetheart smiling.
