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# 38 Math Jokes to Get Every Nerd Through Pi Day 2022

## Celebrate March 14—aka Pi Day—with these corny math jokes, puns, and one-liners. Don't worry: Unlike pi, it won't go on forever.

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## Punny Pi Jokes

Like my favorite middle-school teacher always said: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are just basic.  (But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.)

If you are cringing right now, you know how my entire 8th grade math class felt every day. However, it is important to know a few good jokes for every occasion—even if only the smarty pants in the room will get them. Some of the best math jokes center around pi and Pi Day (3/14). Sure, there are really interesting pi facts out there, but these jokes prove that math can be funny, too. If you’re looking for ways to celebrate Pi Day, one way to enjoy it is to indulge in these hilarious Pi Day jokes. You may also want to check out some of these Pi Day deals.

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## Why should you never talk to pi?

Because he’ll just go on forever.

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## Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?

Because they can’t even. This is just the most clever joke!

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## Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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A cow pi.

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## A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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## Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?

It was three feet deep on average. Don’t worry, we have plenty more math riddles up our sleeve.

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## Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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## What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

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## Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while, they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”

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Probably.

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## How do mathematicians scold their children?

“If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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## Old mathematicians never die.

They just lose some of their functions. Read up on some of the hardest riddles ever. Can you solve them?

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## Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.

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## What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

It just becomes beer.

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## Why do mathematicians like parks?

Because of all the natural logs.

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## Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.” Keep laughing with these accounting jokes that really add up.

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## Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s too bad they’ll never meet.

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It’s two gross.

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## Why was the math lecture so long?

Because the professor kept going off on a tangent.

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## Why can math books be so depressing?

Because they’re filled with problems.

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## When is math like poetry?

When you do an in-verse variation.

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## Math is a part of nature.

Especially geometry (geome-tree.)

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Use acute angle.

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## The moon’s not made of cheese.

It’s a pi in the sky!

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## What do you need to grow your trigonometry skills?

Square roots. Check out more corny jokes that everyone will enjoy.

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## Why does algebra make you a better dancer?

Because you can use algo-rhythms.

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With a pi chart!

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A pi-thon.

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Magnum P.I.

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## What’s the ideal way to serve pi?

À la mode! Anything less is mean.

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## Where should you do your math homework?

On a multiplication table.

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## What’s the best formula to get from point A to point B?

Just take an x-y plane or a rhom-bus.

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## Where do mathematicians party?

In bar graphs. Learn about how pi was almost changed to 3.2 before this year’s Pi Day.

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## How do you do math in your head?

Using imaginary numbers.

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## Don’t let advanced math intimidate you!

It’s as easy as pi!

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## The roundest knight at Sir Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference.

He ate too much pi.

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## What did pi say to its partner?

Stop being so irrational. Now that you’ve laughed your way through these Pi Day jokes, keep up the smiles with these short jokes and short jokes for kids.

Additional research by Brandon Specktor and Emma Taubenfeld