15 Hilarious Church Signs That Are Sinfully Funny
Houses of worship? Funnier than you thought.
Funny church signs
Sometimes jokes are found in the most unexpected places—like in the cemetery with these funniest tombstones or even your local church. Heading to church on Sunday is tradition for many, but these churches have found a way to spice things up a little. They have taken to their signs to share some hilarious short jokes and one-liners that will crack up even the holiest of churchgoers. And we have the funny photos to prove it. Keep your eyes peeled at your own local churches for their own funny church signs, but these should satisfy your funny bone for now.
The folks at McDonaldsville St. Paul church wish you’d cool it with the prayers for snow. If you’re ready for more church laughs, make sure to read up on these religious jokes.
Whoever makes the signs for Benton Heights Presbyterian Church has been a little bit bored lately.
You win this round, Nature
We’re guessing this sign at the First United Methodist Church will be up until spring. Grammar nerds will love these signs that don’t understand how to “use” quotation marks.
You can’t argue with this real talk from Palm Heights Baptist Church. If this made you chuckle, you’ll get a kick out of these dark jokes.
I’m sick of your glossy ways
Everyone’s welcome at Olympia Brown Unitarian Universalist Church.
The #2 congregation in town
The Faith Community Church could probably find a better location for its advertisements.
We’re a little concerned about your addiction to church
Some missing letters are better than others, as the First Congregational Methodist Church learned with this blooper. These funny signs pack a ton of ’tude.
When the shepherd’s away…
Just wait until the pastor at Cape Coral Community Church gets back.
It’s the 11th Commandment
This one’s even more important than Commandments One through Ten. These funny road signs are worth slowing down for.
Friday and Saturday, you’re on your own
The counselors at The Healing Center work strict hours. Learn why laughing at dark jokes means that you’re probably pretty smart and how they put your brain to work.
You can’t complain in the grave
Leave it to the Lancaster Assembly of God to tell it like it is. Now that you cackled at these funny church signs, check out more funny signs from around the world.