For lovers of gross humor: Nose-Picking Pencil Sharpener
Anyone who uses pencils eventually needs a pencil sharpener. When you go to sharpen a pencil with this nostril lookalike, it looks like there’s a pencil coming out of a nose. According to the manufacturer’s specifications, it’s “life-sized and lifelike.” Gross! This is also a great stocking stuffer you’ll want to add to your list.
For your office mate: Miniature Wacky Wavy Inflatable Tube Guy
Hey, wait—you know this guy! In fact, you saw him most recently in the parking lot of a car dealership. Why, yes, it’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy! Only miniature. And he’s a teeny-tiny hoot! He’ll look great on a desk at home or in the office. While you’re on everyone’s favorite website, check out these Amazon Prime gifts that will arrive quickly, too.
For the cat lover: Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat
You warned them about getting that second cat. But they didn’t listen. Now, they’re richer than they’d ever imagined…in feline fur. It’s everywhere. So why not put it to good use? This book promises to show cat lovers “how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts.” OK, then! To get rid of cat hair instead of repurposing it, consider one of these top-rated vacuums for pet hair.
For the introvert: Talkie Toys Blah Button
The introvert in your life will love this small, battery-operated small talk button with 12 hilarious “Blah” phrases that are guaranteed to get them out of a boring conversation—quickly and with good humor.
For the SNL fan: Daily Portable Tiny Hands
One of Kristen Wiig’s most memorable SNL characters sported ridiculously tiny hands, and now you can too. What prankster wouldn’t love entertaining for hours in these, giving out pint-sized high-fives to unsuspecting recipients and offering handshakes to new acquaintances? The possibilities are endless. We can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue from watching someone try to drink a glass of water with these. File these under gag gifts that double as April Fools pranks.
For the gamer: Do Not Disturb Gaming Socks
Oh, sure, you and the gamer in your life may laugh at these Do Not Disturb socks, but you also both know they’re true. And if you enter a room and find yourself on the business end of these expert communicators, you’d best step back. This could be a perfect Secret Santa gift, especially for a friend who works in tech (you’ll find the real tech gifts over here).
For your kid brother: Vanvene Snake in a Can
Gifts for brothers can be tough. Gag gifts for brothers, even tougher. So let’s start with a classic. When your gift recipient opens the Pringles-style potato-chip canister, out pops a stuffed snake! Hilarious, but it’s probably most appropriate for tween boys. That said, we won’t judge if you love it at any age.
For people who love fridge magnets: Kikkerland Animal Butt Magnets
Butt seriously, folks, it doesn’t get better than these Kikkerland farm animal butt magnets, whose hilarity is amplified by the subtle discomfort your giftee will feel when they see their refrigerator festooned with the rear ends of cows, horses, roosters and the like. Or get them as a gift for boys, who no doubt will love playing with these little derriere figurines.
For the mom with teens: Blisstime Anti-Lost Wrist Link
According to the description, this retractable wrist leash helps you “keep your kids at a safe distance while letting them explore the world around them.” For parents of toddlers, this is not a gag gift, but for parents of teens, it certainly is.
For new parents: City Streets “I’m the Reason We’re Late” Onesie
Turning up late often forces us to scramble for a way to wrangle forgiveness. It’s challenging, but this baby onesie accomplishes all that and more for new parents. Who knew your baby was a built-in excuse for chronic lateness? Give this as a gag gift for your sister who is frequently tardy to let her know you get it.
For the adrenaline junkie: Lightning Reaction Shocking Game
Got a friend who loves a good test of reflexes? They’ll totally get the joke if you give them this Lightning Reaction game, which ends each round with the losing player receiving a mini (non-harmful) electric shock. For something a little less shocking, try these classic board games everyone should own.
For the artist: Bob Ross Chia Head
There’s truly a Chia version of everything—from Baby Yoda to the Golden Girls to poop emojis. And yes, there’s even a Bob Ross Chia Head. If you’re shopping for a painter or just a fan of the late artist, this is one of the best gag gifts on the market. By the way, if that Baby Yoda reference made you perk up, check out these awesome Baby Yoda gifts and Star Wars gifts.
For the golf enthusiast: Barwench Toilet Golf
Golf may be a serious sport, but gifts for golfers don’t have to be. Celebrate their golf obsession and their time in the bathroom all with one funny gift! This golf set is perfect for keeping bathroom occupiers…occupied.
For the fishing aficionado: Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game
Got a guy that favors fishing? Pick this toilet game instead. They don’t need much prodding to tell you all about their latest fishing expedition, so they’ll definitely take the bait if you give them this funny gift. The lavatory kit includes a mat, fish, rod, bowl and Do Not Disturb sign. Here are more super affordable stocking stuffers for men.
For the bacon fanatic: Accoutrements Bacon Air Freshener
Need gag gifts for meat lovers? Consider this air freshener for anyone who feels strongly that bacon is the MVP of breakfast (or any meal, really). It’s also a funny gift for doctors who avoid the food for health reasons.
For the lawyer with a sense of humor: Banana Phone Handset
Lawyers who spend countless hours on the phone can lighten up their work day with this banana-shaped wireless handset. It connects to all iPhone and Android devices, and doubles as a Bluetooth speaker. It’s guaranteed to be a gift for lawyers that makes them smile.
For the trivia buff: The Book of Useless Information
The gag here is that for trivia buffs, there’s nothing useless about this book. In fact, it contains 704 pages of random chunks of knowledge for trivia lovers to add to their repertoire. It’s also among the more practical gifts for grandparents, who can use it to impress their grandkids with their vast knowledge.
For the one obsessed with selfies: Billy Bob Fake Teeth Accessory
Filters are so pervasive on social media that every girl probably knows what she’d look like as a Barbie doll or princess. Give her a dose of reality with this braces mouth insert. Dare your Instagram-obsessed tween to post a pic in her fake braces, if she doesn’t have the real thing already.
For the germaphobe: Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit
We all know at least one person who’d rather hold it in than visit a public bathroom. So if you’re in the market for cheap Christmas gifts, might we interest you in this public toilet survival kit? It’s one of those gag gifts that’s actually incredibly useful, especially for hygiene sticklers. It includes a toilet seat cover, latex gloves and an antiseptic wipe.
For the funny father: Dad Jokes Word Teasers
Dad joke experts will tell you that dad jokers aren’t born—they’re made. And while some might claim that it takes a few years of dirty diapers and sleepless nights to fully unlock one’s dad joke capabilities, we have actually found the perfect shortcut: this deck of ready-made dad jokes. Because it’s never too soon to learn to make one’s kids cringe.
For someone who’s worth the splurge: Puppet Mechanics Custom Look-A-Like Puppet
This gag gift is not cheap. But if you really want to go all in, why not have a custom-made puppet created for the person in their own likeness? It’s a unique and personalized gift guaranteed to impress.
For the cheese connoisseur: Moonlight Makers Funny Dish Towel
What this dish towel has to say is both clever and wise, and it was designed and handcrafted by a couple of busy moms who can’t stop/won’t stop being creative. Support those entrepreneurial moms and your favorite cheese lover with the kitchen accessory that says what everyone’s thinking anyway.
For the new homeowner: Wax & Wit “Mother F’N Homeowner” Candle
Finding the right place isn’t easy. But closing the deal and moving in? That’s even harder, especially once you start dealing with those little, shall we say, issues that the previous owners didn’t mention. This candle will lovingly acknowledge your new abode, aka “the money pit,” and make the perfect housewarming gift.
For college kids: Hasbro Deer Pong Game
Ideally, gifts for students will involve a nod to their favorite topic or major. But gag gifts for college kids will probably involve some reference to drinking culture. And while you can tell your kid you’d rather they not participate in the college drinking scene, you might do better just offering them a hilarious alternative like Hasbro’s Deer Pong game. It’s actually a toy for kids (ages 8 and up!), but we have a feeling students will spike the cups.
For the drama queen: Broadway Gift Three-Inch Violin
We all have someone in our lives who is constantly complaining and making a big deal out of nothing. Next time they start on a tear, if you can’t offer your sympathy, you can still offer this gag gift: the world’s tiniest violin. Yes, they might throw it at you, but hey, it’s tiny! This would be a totally hilarious gift for your husband, too.
For the self-proclaimed philosopher: The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds
This cheeky “philosophy” book is a great gag gift for anyone who loves to wax poetic. The juxtaposition of wisdom like, “My only crime was that I was down to clown” and “Looking for trouble, and if I cannot find it, I will create it” with expressive birds is too much to bear. It’s impossible not to laugh—and it’s the perfect gift for grads who could use some gems upon entering the real world.
For the newlyweds: Snarky Wine and Beer Glasses
Clearly, they know the secret to successful couplehood. Show them you do, too, with these “Mr. Right” and “Mrs. Always Right” wine and beer glasses. If you’re also looking for a funny gag gift idea for your wife, this might just do the trick.
For the friend who hates to drive: Blinker Fluid
We just want to preface this upfront, because this gag gift could 1,000% fool some people: Blinker fluid is not real. Your blinkers do not need fluid to operate. That said, you know a mechanic would laugh and still sell you watered-down “blinker fluid” for an arm and a leg. Pair this gag gift with one of these car gadgets to balance out the good-natured ribbing.
For your constantly cranky pal: How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
“Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Are you incapable of reading instruction manuals? If so, you’re at risk of developing crotchety old man-itis, and this is the book for you.” That’s how this hilarious instructional manual is positioned on Amazon. But why get this funny book for yourself when you could gift it to your favorite cranky guy to make him even crankier?
For the recent retiree: Ovenkei Retirement Gift Set
They’ve been there, they’ve done that. They’ve seen the business world and raised it. Now, they’re free to rest on their laurels. Make it clear where their priorities lie with this not-so-subtle crown and sash. And send them to this link to learn the most common retirement mistakes.
For those who laugh at fart jokes: Farting Dinosaur Coloring Book
If dinosaur-nerd Ross Geller were an actual person, this book would be the perfect gift for him. But for the most part, we think this one works best for grade-school kids and teenagers who think farting is funny. Which, let’s be honest, it is.
For your favorite coworker: 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings
Pacing, nodding, laughing at your boss’s jokes. Most of us know some of these tricks, but imagine if you knew all of them? Would it even be remotely fair to the rest of the world? For that reason, this is a book best given as a gift to your favorite colleague. Or to literally anyone in corporate America, as long as you know they won’t take it too literally (maybe consider these gifts for your boss instead).
For the casual wife: Floerns Lingerie T-shirt
Get this for your wife if she prefers to sleep in sweats and intends to keep it that way. This oversized shirt features a super cliché notion of sexy lingerie, which she can don without sacrificing comfort.
For the yoga devotee: C&M Personal Gifts Engraved Wine Glass
You don’t need yoga to enjoy the present moment—especially if a nice glass of wine does the trick. Of course, this wine glass, emblazoned with the words, “Let that sh*t go,” can be used for meditative and non-meditative wine drinking. Love a funny wine quote? We’ve got the finest vintages.
For emoji overusers: Inflatable Emoji Beach Balls
Emojis are ubiquitous, so much so that some people rely on them instead of using their words. Give any such people on your list these beach ball-sized emoji balls. Or give them to someone who still doesn’t know what an eggplant emoji means. If that’s you, then here’s our guide to emoji meanings.
For residents of states where it’s legal: CookieCutz Marijuana Leaf Cookie Cutter
It’s not that you can’t use these marijuana-shaped cookie cutters for treats that aren’t infused with THC or CBD. It’s just that in states where marijuana has been legalized for recreational use, your giftees will have double the possibilities. Plus, it’s another way of supporting your 420-loving buddy.
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