13 Things Mall Cops Won’t Tell You
Updated: Jun. 21, 2022The job of a mall cop is a lot more complex than you may have thought. Here's what they wish you knew.
Don’t call us a mall cop
No offense to Paul Blart, but we actually hate the term mall cop. We prefer security officer, and frankly, we’re tired of movies portraying us as clueless bums who always doze off on the job. Remember, we’re often the first responders to shootings, kidnappings, fires, and other emergencies. (This is what your mall salesperson isn’t telling you.)
We aren’t as powerful as police officers
Still, we have far less power than police officers. Most of us can’t arrest you, for example. We can detain you, but only if we witness you committing a misdemeanor or have hard proof you committed a felony. This is what police officers want you to know.
Sometimes we let shoplifters walk
Many mall owners won’t let us stop or search a customer unless we witness the crime. That’s partly because of the need for probable cause, but it’s also because they don’t want us to create a scene. These are the dumbest criminals of all time.
Got car trouble?
We can probably help you jump a dead battery or fix a flat. We can also drive you around or check surveillance video of the parking lot if you can’t find your car. One time, my supervisor even drove a stranded customer home. No tip necessary—or even allowed, most of the time.
Don’t leave things on your car seat
When we investigate a parking lot break-in, nine times out of ten the customer left something out on the seat, be it a purse, a tablet, or high-end shopping bags. If you don’t want your car broken into, don’t leave valuables out in plain view; thieves troll parking lots looking inside cars for goodies to grab.
Teach your kids to find us
Pro tip: Assure your kids that you’d never go to your car without them. You don’t want them to leave the mall and search for you in the parking lot. Teach your kids to ask an employee wearing a name tag if they need help finding you.
You wouldn’t believe what goes on in dressing rooms
We deal with people going to the bathroom or having sex. One time a guy walked in dressed in men’s clothing and left wearing a wig and a dress; under the dress, he had on several layers of stolen clothes.
Not all mall cops are created equal
While many of us are ex-military or retired police officers, 22 states have no training requirements for unarmed security guards, according to a Pew analysis. Some guards get as much as 48 hours of training; others get half that or less. “My training consisted of ‘Read this and sign it,’” one guard says.
