30 Pizza Puns for Supreme Laughs
Pizza lover or not, these pizza jokes can’t be topped.
These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know. And if you really love puns, check out our collection of the best puns ever.
We’ll start from the top…ping
Read on to get a slice of the action. Check out these hilarious taco puns for more food humor.
With the basics
Really, it’s the yeast I could do. And the yeast we can do is give you more hilarious food puns—browse these pasta puns!
You’ve got your dough
This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
Speaking of which…
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
Speaking of dough—check out these a-dough-rable donut puns!
Me to pizza
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This pizza joke is a toss-up
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
Next, the red sauce
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Sprinkle on some (plus some more) cheese
Get out there and cheese the day. And while you’re at it, try the best pizzeria in your state.
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Perhaps you think I need to take it…cheesy
“You’re a real pizza work,” you might be saying.
Oh, grate, another pizza pun!
Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier. Here’s our collection of our most groan-worthy jokes and puns.
Maybe you’re more of a meat lover
No veggies? I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me. Check out these vegetable puns that are simply un-beet-able.
You’re not alone
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For my fellow pineapple lovers
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.
Then immediately into the oven
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…to wait until it’s ready.
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice! Or, if you’re ordering in, here are the things your pizza guy won’t tell you.
No matter if your preference is thin or thick
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I welcome my fellow pizza lovers
(But can you even consider yourself a pizza lover if you don’t know the best way to reheat leftover pizza?)
You have stolen a pizza my heart
Or should that be: “you have stolen a pizza my hut?”