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60 Punny Food Pickup Lines Your Sweetheart Will Eat Up

These one-liners are so cheesy—or is it corny?—you'll laugh out loud!

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A little humor never hurts when trying to get the attention of someone special. And why not break the ice with something you both love: food! Whether you’re out at a bar and searching for cheesy pickup lines or swiping at home and in need of a funny opener on Tinder, we have some good icebreakers for both guys and girls. If you feel like you’re running out of pickup limes, like this person a latte, and cannoli have eyes for them, these food pickup lines should spark some ramen-tic ideas in your head, heart, and stomach.
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Coffee pickup lines

1. We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte!

2. Should we mocha it a date?

3. There’s something brewing between us.

4. I just need to espresso myself: I like you a lot.

5. The barista may forget your name, but I never will.

6. Affogato how much I want to go out with you.

If these food pickup lines don’t have enough caffeine for you, check out these funny coffee quotes that will keep the laughs brewing.

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Vegetable pickup lines

7. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

8. You make my heart skip a beet.

9. Can I egg-plant a kiss on you?

10. You make me so hap-pea.

11. I carrot live without you.

12. I don’t mean to be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.

13. Lettuce romaine together.

14. I’ve bean thinking about you.

We have more where these came from! These vegetable puns (and even pickle puns) are un-beet-able.

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Fruit puns

15. You must be a banana, because I find you very a-peeling.

16. I think we’d make a cute pear.

17. Do you have raisins? How about a date?

18. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

19. Honeydew, you know how beautiful you look right now?

20. And we will live happily avo-after.

21. I like you from my head to-ma-toes.

22. Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

23. You’re driving me bananas.

24. I think you may hold the kiwi to my heart.

25. You’re berry much my type.

26. Sorry, I’m running out of pickup limes.

Make sure you also read up on these fruit puns that are berry, berry funny.

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Dessert pickup lines

27. Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.

28. I’d love to see you s’more.

29. I cannoli have eyes for you.

30. Are you a bakery? Because you are a cutie-pie.

31. I’d take you out for ice cream, but it wouldn’t be as sweet as you.

32. We could be cookies, because we are a batch made in heaven.

33. Are you Rocky Road? Because I’m nuts for you.

34. You’re baking me crazy.

If frozen desserts are more your speed, you’ll (ice) scream for these ice cream puns.

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Cheese pickup lines

35. You’re the macaroni to my cheese.

36. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

37. If we went on a date, it would be legen-dairy.

38. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

39. You make my heart feel so gouda.

40. You’re even sharper than cheddar.

41. Please don’t leave me provolone.

42. Brie mine?

Want to be extra cheesy when it comes to food pickup lines? We have some more cheese puns up our sleeve.

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Pasta pickup lines

43. How could I ever pho-get you?

44. Do you gnocchi how handsome you are?

45. Think of the pasta-bilities if we went out!

46. You’re the ravi-only one for me.

47. You mac me happy.

48. Just like dumplings, I have fillings for you.

49. You are tortellini amazing.

50. You bring so much joy to my daily rotini.

51. I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.

Don’t miss more pasta puns that are a breath of fresca air.

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Bread pickup lines

52. I knead you.

53. I got you some flours.

54. I would biscuit all for true love.

55. I like you a lot, but I just don’t know where to starch.

56. At yeast you’re always in my thoughts.

57. This can be true loaf.

58. We could be butter together.

59. Crust me, I’m a fun date.

60. Rye can’t I stop thinking of you?

Who doesn’t love a good bread pun? Now that you have some food pickup lines to pull out of your back pocket, you’ll be able to add them to your repertoire of nerdy pickup lines.

Emma Taubenfeld
Emma Taubenfeld is an assistant editor for Reader’s Digest who focuses on digital lifestyle topics such as memes, social media captions, pick-up lines, and cute pets. When she’s not working, you can find Emma reading corny young adult novels, creating carefully curated playlists, and figuring out how to spice up boxed mac and cheese.