20 Secrets Your Bank Teller Won’t Tell You
We talked to bank tellers, branch managers, and other banking officials to find out more about the place where you keep your money.
It takes us three days to post checks to your account
Just because you deposited a check today doesn’t mean you can start living it up tomorrow. (And why should we hurry? If you bounce a check, we collect around $30.) Surprised? Here are 23 more secrets a financial advisor won’t tell you.
Make sure you have the right loss and theft protection
If you’re using your ATM card for debit transactions, ask your bank what kind of protection it offers if the card is stolen or lost. Thousands of dollars could be pulled from your checking account and, in many cases, you wouldn’t be nearly as protected as you would be with a stolen credit card. Don’t miss these 10 times swiping your debit card puts your money at risk.
Beware of the universal default clause
Before you sign up for a bank-issued credit card, ask if it has a “universal default clause”—also known as “the ultimate poison clause in credit cards.” If it does, run for the nearest exit. It allows the bank to look through all your credit accounts, and if it sees that you’re late paying a bill on another card, it gets to jack up the interest rate on its card. If you’ve had a bad credit history, use these 11 ways to improve your credit score.
…is pretty safe, but it could be better, according to researchers at the University of Michigan. They studied 214 financial-institution websites in 2008 and found design flaws in 76 percent of them, including banks redirecting users to less-secure sites. Check out these 8 credit cards you should never open.
Call or visit in person to resolve a problem
Filling out online forms will usually get you the by-the-book reply, but a rep will often forgive a fee over the phone so we can all just get on with our lives.
We know you hate itemized penalties
A consumer’s brain registers an immediate “Ouch!” whenever he’s hit with an itemized penalty, such as a bounced-check fee, so most people keep a much higher balance in their checking accounts than necessary, says personal-finance writer Jason Zweig. “Banks make a ton of money off this mental quirk since they would have to pay interest on the money if we left it in our savings accounts, where it belongs.” Don’t miss these other money habits you should master by the time you’re 40.
You probably don’t need to pay fees
You can get practically any fee waived if you ask, especially if you’re a longtime customer. Don’t miss these 20 hidden fees you had no idea you were actually paying.
Our tellers routinely press you into opening new accounts
Their jobs depend on it. Banks hire “mystery” customers who secretly test whether a teller is cross-selling services.
If the check bounces, you’re liable
Postdating a check rarely works. With stacks of deposits to process, we look at account names, not dates. Don’t miss these other personal finance tips you were never taught but need to know.
Don’t blame us
It’s not our fault you can’t control your spending. “The bank didn’t make you swipe your card or write a check that you didn’t have money for,” says one teller in Akron, Ohio. Don’t miss these other 10 times you should never pay with a credit card.
Small business loans are hard to get
Unless you’re Wolfgang Puck, our loan officers have pretty much decided before you walk in that you’re not getting a loan for your dream bistro. But they’ll let you apply for one anyway. We’re not crazy about lending to nonprofits and houses of worship either. We don’t want the bad publicity when we go after them.
Keep receipts for every ATM transaction
And please don’t feed cash directly into the machine without first putting it into an envelope—unless you know you’re at one of the ATMs that accepts loose bills. (Yes, people actually do this.)
Banks don’t always promote their highest interest rate accounts
Why tell you about those when you’re already willing to sign up for an account that pays less?
Beware of overdraft fees.
Many banks will permit you to withdraw more money than you have on deposit at the ATM, but they’ll charge you about $34 for the privilege. Find out the money-saving habits of good savers.
A small thought about business loans:
You have to admit that applying for a business loan and calling yourself a “financial consultant” sounds a little shady. By the way, here are 13 things credit card companies definitely know about you.
Free toasters are a thing of the past.
Sorry, we can’t afford to give them anymore to new customers. Business is brutal. Now that you know these bank teller secrets, follow these 13 expert tips for living debt-free.